My aversion to Augusts is well-founded. Nothing good ever happened in any August I recall.
The 5.9 earthquake and its subsequent aftershocks didn't do much here on my little patch of earth except get my adrenaline going; and, if the truth be known, neither did the hurricane. At least not in view of what it could have done.
Bewilderingly, the much vaunted rage of Irene caused no loss of power. We weren't totally unscathed since we lost a decoratively placed, 24-inch diameter tree that took down a 14-foot gate, nicked the corner of the roof and left a big mess. However, that big mess is - three days after the event - being cleaned up with dispatch by a man and a machine that chews up and spits out branches with authority.
What did people do before we had machines?
With no fossil fueled mechanical power, there was nothing in past millennia that could make our modern world go. Horsepower and manpower have been left in a ditch.
With the lack of the Internet, television, movies, rock stars, NASCAR, speedboats and jets in the ancient world, there was hardly a single time-wasting thing to do except burn witches, torture heretics, lynch whomever and make babies.
Although, the advent of all this labor-saving and entertainment-producing machinery doesn't seem to have hindered that latter pastime because the world appears to be crawling with humanity - all of whom claim to be out of work.
Maybe we need to set aside all our labor saving devices and support ourselves by the sweat of our brows.
Amend that. Only the Republicans with their high-finance puppet-masters and their theocratic fundamentalist overlords should be set to manually laborious work - when it's scarce and when it's abundant - and maybe this will conjure up a bracing jolt of self-awareness when it comes to their lack of interest in making the populace better educated, scientifically prepared for a productive future, and providing a safer place for all those children they would force us to have.
I'm pretty sure that with a smarter, smaller and secular population this country would be some kind of wonderful.