Tuesday, February 14, 2012
How To Take a Sponge Bath
1. Wash down as far as possible.
2. Wash up as far as possible.
3. Then wash "possible".
The GOP goose chase is down to three candidates and worried Conservative activists who know their asses from their elbows are praying that Santorum is not "possible."
However, we liberals recognize that Santorum is indeed possessed of all the necessary functioning features of "possible" and we will be overjoyed to see them laid bare.
I know, I know....after Bush v. Gore it is dangerous to assume the country won't stand for the election of still another fellow from the land of the misbegotten, but we can still hope that lunacy won't strike twice.
Watching Torquemada Rick having to truly defend his 15th century positions to a more homogenous audience could be the best entertainment of the 21st century. Of course Obama could tear him a new "possible", but I think the true dismantling of the bigot will come from an incensed intelligentsia, if such indeed exist in this country.
Therefore, I have abandoned all hope of having that lump of lard and his moon base (I don't mean Callista) providing me with a few months of popcorn-munching entertainment and am putting all my body English in favor of Santorum.